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Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari 

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

for the girl who won’t give me kisses 

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool
i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun? 

Lee Felix from SKZ! He's the sweetes and the purest soul in this Earth, his smile and the thousand stars on his face will definitely blinded you, put on sunglasses when you look at him <8
"Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun?"
"it's Felix!"

Give the girl who sent you this your hoodie 

If a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her a hoodie of your choice (as long as it is a hoodie from yourself ) on december 17th!
As an example:
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

give the girl who sent you this your hoodie 

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.
her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

bully the guy who dosent shower day 

October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*