the best word ever, replaces curse words
by platapus maker December 16, 2009

To Snarf means to sneeze while throwing up, regardles of which action came first, and causes a massive dispersion that can be very inconvenient in certain situations.
by jester22151 May 9, 2009

Snarf;
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
by ManyNames101 August 5, 2009

Anything and or everything.
Variants include: Snarfed, Snarfing, Snarfsicle. NEVER use plural form, snarfs.
Variants include: Snarfed, Snarfing, Snarfsicle. NEVER use plural form, snarfs.
I love snarf
by no1uno5 December 14, 2010

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way
Go snarf yourself, bitch
by wordanon April 11, 2009
