Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

sloppy pippin

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

by Evilelf March 27, 2004

Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppy Dropps

An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.

My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps

by TPK4life June 10, 2011

Sloppy Frank

When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.

You gotta watch them midgets they are always ready to perform a sloppy Frank!!!

by Line Freak May 16, 2021

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018