- Hey! When are you going to cum?
- Hold on. I need to go to pee first!
- Oh! You are a pee pee boy!!!
- Hold on. I need to go to pee first!
- Oh! You are a pee pee boy!!!
by RusGirl March 25, 2018
by Koz.eone March 13, 2017
A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 02, 2018
Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
by Quack_Sauce May 28, 2020
another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 05, 2021
by Mach man April 01, 2021
by Hey_man1256 March 22, 2018