People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life
STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life
STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.
by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010
Get the Enemy-exchangermug. by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017
Get the Private Enemymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the ***+=Crazy+Enemy+Psychosis+Sleep=+***mug. Your enemies? Who are they?
You don't have enemies. Nobody has them. Nobody in this entire world deserves to get hurt.
You don't have enemies. Nobody has them. Nobody in this entire world deserves to get hurt.
by renKjma June 29, 2023
Get the enemiesmug. enemi: noun;
def 1:more than best friends that can be krinjy af sometimes(ok a lotta times)
def 2: got each other's backs all the time
def 3: someone who's always there for you
synonyms: none.
def 1:more than best friends that can be krinjy af sometimes(ok a lotta times)
def 2: got each other's backs all the time
def 3: someone who's always there for you
synonyms: none.
ilysm ur my enemi 🥺
by n3rdy420 July 1, 2022
Get the enemimug. 
a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:
as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
Get the my enemy's enemy is my friendmug.