Momming

When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom

When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."

by BDIV July 31, 2013

on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

by Shmuel Calories June 19, 2018

Mom

Made of Money

My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom

by My ninja December 08, 2014

Mom

Made Of Money

Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money

by Iheartsportz July 03, 2015

Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

by j ogrady May 14, 2007

MOM

A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear

I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM

by Alcornbc March 16, 2010

Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

by Fazio November 29, 2005