Buff Hurt

The act of becoming butt hurt due to excessive buffering while attempting to load or watch a youtube video, movie, or porn.

This video is taking forever to load, I'm getting soooo Buff Hurt!

by WallySparx August 28, 2013

butt-hurt

the act of getting so offended by something as to the point of excess.

man, that guy was all butt-hurt when you took the last slice of pizza.

by joe pawski June 15, 2004

Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.

Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.

by Robisgod January 4, 2015

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.

He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.

by DaCamel July 8, 2014

hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.

Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.

by meldarican June 1, 2011

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017