pre-hurt

the pain you feel before someone actually hits you, can cause you to flinch, When someone says "Ow!" to being hit, but no one has actually touched them yet.

He felt the pre-hurt when I caused him to flinch, but didn't touch him.

by arcangelus255 October 30, 2007

butt-hurt

the act of getting so offended by something as to the point of excess.

man, that guy was all butt-hurt when you took the last slice of pizza.

by joe pawski June 15, 2004

hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.

Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.

"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.

by StonerIsLegend February 7, 2013

nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.

He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.

by DaCamel July 8, 2014

where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.

Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.

by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005