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Haley

A dumb, bitchy bimbo, who steals friends and boyfriends and thinks shes hot. She is also a skank whore who wears alot of makeup and looks like a raccoon. She is really stupid!
Guy 1: That girl is such a skank!

Guy 2: No shit! shes a Haley!
by Xoloverr124Xo February 14, 2009
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a girl that blows for money and is a squally
That girl is such a Haley!
by whitegirl1234 January 25, 2014
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A girl that typically hangs out in dungeons and gets pumped full of cum. Also very afraid to catch hands
by The Turkish tickler January 23, 2019
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Usually a fake fan of any kind of music or movie
Person: Emma was being such a haley. She says she loves Star Wars even though she's never watched the movies
by Notapsycho September 11, 2015
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Affectionately known as 'Jugs' due to her ample bosom. Has a strange obsession with otters, getting through the day by drawing cartoons in MS Paint and eating various assortments of cheeses. There's no one like a Haley. Always good for a laugh, and able to recite almost any tv show or movie word for word. Can often be caught vomiting in the corner of a beer garden on a Friday and/or Saturday night.
Who's that girl throwing up in the corner? Oh never mind, it's just Haley on a diddly
by The Broccolini Baron July 10, 2011
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Someone who enjoys the common butt fuck; pervert.
An extreme, professional bopper.

AKA- "The Big Bopper"
Jed: Damn nigga mudda fucka did yu see Haley tonight?? Bro she was AAAALLLL over meeee. Suckin that dick hard bro.

Daundre: Yeah bro I knowzz it. Dats why she be called da BIG BOPPER.
by gaylick January 23, 2010
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A super pretty blonde girl, but her hair color is not natural. She is CRAZY and everyone loves her. People think she's weird. But that's just her. Her bestfriend (well one of them) is Kayleigh. She lovesss Brett. She's very very slow. People call her mean stuff, and spred very untrue rumors. Is conceded, and brushes her hair in class, and looks at her self in a mirror.
Haley's awesome.<3
by HaleyyForEverBabbyyy.<3(: March 6, 2009
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