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The Department of Anomalous Phenomena

DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)

A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.
Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."
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Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
by Survector Nectar July 29, 2024
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Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.
I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.
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Limbus Company Bus Department

Limbus Company Bus Department is a department of Limbus Company, a small enigmatic company operating in the City, capitalizing on the fall of Patches of Violet, a flower field with iron lotuses, in the Wuthering Heights. They can cross dimensions, discovering Love Town which comes From A Place Of Love. Their objectives are to seek and recover the HamHamPangPang sandwiches, gather enkaphalin, establish String Theocracy, and ultimately fix the broken wings and fly between two worlds. It consists of thirteen autistic people, who definitely have some mental problems, designated as "Sinners". Their name is derived from their mode of transportation, the special bus, Mephistopheles. They hire Fixers to do work, and assign a rank to each of them, Color Fixers being the highest. In addition, they believe in fallen angels, having a religion called "Gone Angels". They believe we must feel the same sorrow as the fallen angels, ensuring that their service was not in vain, and believe this is their compass. The followers were called "Children of The City". Their wording was like a poem of a machine, their most used sentence being "In Hell, We Lament", and they had strict rules. After 960, They were heard no more.
Limbus Company Bus Department can gallop on with rocinante.
Limbus Company Bus Department's oddyssey has a purpose.
I need to prove my version of justice is more just than yours to Limbus Company Bus Department.
by Yan Vismok January 10, 2025
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San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
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