Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”

by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024

Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.

"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."

by Teffie208 July 30, 2024

The Department of Anomalous Phenomena

DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)

A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.

Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."

by Xerp616 January 12, 2025

Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".

"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."

by Survector Nectar July 29, 2024

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023