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Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?
by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016
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Coyoted

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.
Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.
by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017
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ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs March 16, 2016
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Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
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coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee
You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019
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Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .
Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.
by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019
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Storefront Coyote

A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.
Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019
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