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Canada's History 

The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.
I caught my mom researching Canada's History...I think i'm blind.
Canada's History by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex position that involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
I totally did a Canada's History in the igloo last night with that polar bear.
Canada's History by JDFIRES42 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of pleasuring one's partner with a pair of moose antlers, while defecating on their face after having consumed a gallon of maple syrup.
I tried "Canada's History" with her last night, it was shitty.
Canada's History by stoogel February 4, 2010

canada's history 

n/v. a filthy depraved act of erotic dirtyness wherein a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup are used. the antlers are placed on the mans head while he nails the women doggystyle. meanwhile, the woman is drinking syrup out of the stanley cup and sporatically gargalling it to the tune of 'o canada' . the man proceeds to ejaculate in the cup, then they both drink it.
My girl was actin up last night so i gave her the ol' canada's history...

Canada's History 

A BSL-4 sex act between D-9 shrimp aliens, bears, and moonbats (republicans). Coprophilia, anal firetrucks, and sperm discus follow 45 minutes of feltching foreplay. License required.
Ya dude. Christopher got all Canada's History on Smokey and Mitch McConnell.
Canada's History by gels 23 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act between three or more males and a female. It can only be performed properly behind a Tim Hortons.

The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.

After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.

After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.

When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.

If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
Canada's History is a part of a typical day in Quebec.
Canada's History by CHansen February 4, 2010