Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
by Definememespls October 12, 2021
Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.
Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.
by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023
Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.
XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ
ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.
XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT
(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.
XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ
ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.
XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT
(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro February 08, 2014
The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
by JohnXL December 17, 2017
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 29, 2023