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why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"
Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK
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Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.
Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.
by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022
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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
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adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.
"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."
by Blasekiller February 1, 2024
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Adopt Me

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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