MY ASS IS SCRATCHY

FUCKING HELP

IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP

by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023

ass cheeks

2 cheeks on a woman lower part behind their clit.

joe : i saw her ass cheeks last night

luke : damnn was it GYATT?

by a$$ cheeks December 24, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

bitch-ass jit

A term of endearment used amongst boys in a goofy way. Used as a greeting, similar to “what’s up person” but instead what up bitch-ass jit.

What up bitch-ass jit, did you see that Niners game?

by crazy-cy December 25, 2023

Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig

The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world

by Pseuzie December 27, 2023

You bitch ass mother fucker

When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name

(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”

by Fuck-you-Hailey December 28, 2023

your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.

The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)

by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023