January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

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January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

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January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023

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05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

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January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.

That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.

by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023

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January 7th

January 7th, The day we celebrate to show our love to Tasuki! The Living Piano himself! What a legend. Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson celebrates this holiday!

OH! OH ME, OH MY IT'S NATIONAL TASUKI APPRECIATION DAY!!! January 7th!!

by Zorkith (Bryce) January 6, 2023

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