Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 18, 2022

Orange Peel

When someone tells people your lying, when you are infact telling the truth

You are such an orange Peel, he is not a liar

by Obsidianasangria April 28, 2022

Orange peel

Dead skin underneath the nail

“ Ew I have orange peels under my nails!”

by Alexander1824 March 22, 2023

Orange-Peel

The vagina of a woman with an unusually bad spray tan that causes the woman and her private area to look orange.

"I was about to eat her out, but then after I slid off her panties, I saw that she had an orange-peel"

by Mickey__Munzo May 13, 2015

Orange Peel

When a girl sucks a guys ball sack between her lips and teeth..

She ate em like an orange peel

by Victory14 October 12, 2020

Orange Peel

A girl with long blonde hair (usually bleached) and a heavy spray tan, making her look like an orange peel. Can be a man or woman - usually seen wearing some sort of white pants/shorts as well.

Her spray tan is so thick it's turning her white shorts orange... what an orange peel!

by awkward_asshole May 03, 2015

orange fruitcake

1) Orange fruitcake.
2) Donald Trump.

GOP is not a tea party. It's an orange fruitcake party.

by Idi K. November 04, 2020