first gentleman

The husband of a president.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.

by gagiodilo August 20, 2019

Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

first co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.

After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.

by Paulkout May 14, 2024