slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Just Some Weird Bot

Just a weird bot. Nothing else.

Just Some Weird Bot is a God

by JSWB November 26, 2021

words with some caps

This is used when mocking someone

Logan : Hey, going out want anything?
Jake: Yea, buy me some pizza
Logan: Buy mE sOmE piZzA
“ Words with some caps “

by G.B Stella October 23, 2017

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Some Sticks

Dutches, Swishers, Phillies. Blunt Wrap

Bring some sticks.

by Bello_5280 March 23, 2021

have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand

Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!

by Dangdang July 23, 2021