Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.

hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco

by suaves lover April 18, 2018

ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

ass

a word for when you eat ass in the back of a car soo much that you suck all the fat from there ass to yours

wow ass

by iynez February 12, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed

by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019

Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023