An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
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>*elephant sound*
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*explosion*
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*glass shattering sound*
*police siren*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>*song ends and commercial starts*
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>*the pride (radio edit) - five finger death punch plays.*
>”this july 4th weekend!”
>*sound of dirt bikes jumping, monster trucks crushing cars, and boat engines starting*
>*ac/dc back in black starts playing*
>”experience the Motorsport events of the year!”
>*firework noises*
>”monster truck races June 30th to July 3rd! Boat races to July 1st to July 3rd! And motocross raced from June 29th to July 2nd!”
>*more vehicle noises*
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