It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u
by Targetlover239 August 04, 2019
A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 02, 2018
by Emo Metalhead August 08, 2007
When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.
by potatosyummy437 March 18, 2021
by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024
A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner
by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017