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don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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i don't feel so good

Term used when you are about to turn into ash with a mid aged billionare near by.
"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good..." *turns into ash *
by CalculusOP May 16, 2018
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I don't know what that means

A common response that happens when an asker made a point
but the receiving end felt offended and looked down on the question.
Then quipped by the receiving end!
A: Hey any tips on how to make money?

B: I don't know what that means.
by akamemake May 28, 2023
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Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"
My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.
by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019
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Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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