dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"

"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"

by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015

Chop Check

The age old tradition of RoG, the chop check. Checking that your squad mates are chopped enough for battle.

“Yo dude, I don’t think you’re stoned enough for this, chop check”

by WhiskeyWisdom January 22, 2020

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015

Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.

I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022