national fuck ur gf day

may 19th is national fuck ur gf day

hey babe it's national fuck ur gf day😏

by big weiner man 69 May 18, 2022

Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.

"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"

by Al8xXx January 12, 2012

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

by dat guy! April 28, 2016

Shady bitch with zero fucks (sbwzf)

SBWZF Someone who throws shade and doesn't care about the consequences.
A shady bitch with zero fucks may post something on Twitter, Snapchat etc., either naming names or making it so blatantly obvious that it is about an individual or a group of people.

*cheerleaders who took a trip to Florida and post pictures of their Starbucks drinks*

Shady bitch with zero fucks (sbwzf) posts: "hmmm I think I'm going to go to Starbucks just to post an obnoxious picture of my overpriced drink"

Offended girl 1: omg @ me next time bitch

Offended girl 2: lmao don't hate us cuz you ain't us
Offended girl 3: you're jealous cuz were in Florida and you're not.

by hammyy February 8, 2019

National Fuck Your Crush Day

Fuck Your Crush on January 30th

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh

Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

by RobinEmma June 22, 2023

fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021