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Get the Jordan mug.Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??
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by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
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Get the Jordan Rachel mug.A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
Get the Jordan Valenzuela mug.Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
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