Southampton Solent University

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005

University Of West Georgia

A "college" located in Carrollton, GA. where if you attend you will spend your time either drunk or high. If a student, you will find your self at any of the three bars around here LastCall, The Pub, or The Den(the name varies depending on how recently they lost their alcohol licenses) and of course there is Greek Village where if at the PIKE house you will get ruffie for sure. This place deff turns the good girls go bad. Invested with random cats and squirells. The longest four year party of your life.

BOB: "she went to the University of West Georgia"
John: "is that short for she has an STD now?"

by dresstoomuchshoes October 6, 2009

Boston University (BU)

The school for the rich, snobby, and elite kids. They live a life only you could dream about, fuck girls you wish you could talk to, drive cars you'd valet, and party like you never dreamt. Yet, they run billion dollar empires and hire Harvard and MIT graduates.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that kid from Boston University (BU) that drives the CL500?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a Prince from the Middle - East.
Guy 1: Oh what about his other friend next to him?
Guy 2: Oh that guys Dad is the head of the Cocaine cartel in Columbia.

by BU Lover August 1, 2007

Texas A&M University

A school so amazing that their last university president is now the Secretary of Defense.

person 1: Where do you go to school?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?

by shortkid10 January 1, 2007

Lubbock Christian University

A Church of Christ University in Lubbock, Texas. Many students either graduate from Lubbock Christian High School or are from out of town. It is commonly referred to as "Love Connection University", because the vast majority of students marry a fellow Chap. LCU is a tight knit community that prides itself on its "Girl's Clubs" and "Boy's clubs". These groups are essentially sororities and fraternities that are rule-bound under the University. Those who choose to abstain from joining a club or playing sports will find themselves struggling to fit in due to the lack of academic activities. LCU is very much a socially focused University.

I live in Lubbock and had never heard of Lubbock Christian University, but they accepted my financial aid... so I came.

by LCUStudent March 30, 2010

Indiana State University

A horrible university located in Terre Haute. The students walk around like zombies waiting to flunk out and move on to Ivy Tech, or if they do stay it will take them 6-7 years to graduate. The campus "security" act like Nazi's, roaming the campus waiting to throw you into Aushwitz because you forgot your parking pass that day. The professors generally just throw some busy work at you and then have their assistants grade the work, often incorrectly. The campus parking is great, if you like parking 15 miles from where you need to go. Oh, and don't forget the millions of dollars the University spends on athletics, wouldn't want to end the 56 game losing streak for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.

Everyone is walking around with a blank stare on their face. I'm at Indiana State University alright!

Why did my tuition just go up again? Oh, because Indiana State needed a bus system, a new recreation center, a new college of education, and a new bookstore. I guess helping actually pay for an education is out of the question.

by Sycamore Sam Sucks April 6, 2009

Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....

I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.

by Queen Bitch of the Universe July 10, 2007