rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020

rage teach

when the math teacher starts rage teaching

person 1: why is ms brown yelling? person 2: rage teach
teacher: DESTINY EQUALS. MASS DIVIDED BY VOLUME!!!!!!!! rage

by feefwashere May 2, 2021

Rage

What I'll be feeling if they make me rid myself of the over $1 trillion dollars cdn I have in knives. There's 12 previous purchases by the court adjudication unit mobilizing on behalf of Ontario Canada and without authority of government as I'm 1/8 related to the queen Elizabeth the second through my great grandfather Stanley Procter of the 82 airborne Division dead before I was born. I can actually sorta understand the importance of not purchasing another Glock if I was not negotiable and listed as a nazi experimental chemical surgeries terrorist genetically engineered by hospital forcible confinement and chemical engineering surgeries against my will. I better not lose anymore as I've been through provincial government adjudication 12 times in the past and each time I make a appointment the crown pulls a whole new case out her ass and says fuck you beat another case since you have beaten this one do my job!!!

If I lose my home, my assets, or my society status without any kind of playthrough I'm going to go numb and enraged, then I'll be in a rage.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Rage shit

The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.

Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!

by The guy who chose poorly May 28, 2017

Semenatic rage

When you get angry because you got jizz on your leg

Admit I’m gona go into a Semenatic rage

by Ratinadrain June 29, 2025

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

raging zelda

To receive horrible anal penetration against ones will.

Dude! Bryce gave Hot Karl one whopping raging zelda lastnight!

by Mike Pimpin! March 13, 2008