first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 6, 2018

Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016