A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
Get the Ho-Ho-Kus Public Schoolmug. by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
Get the schoolmug. School was a good idea originally but has become a place where they do not care about the children and only want to push their political views on every child they see!
Teacher, "Today in school we will be talking about the current president. I hate him and you should too."
Child, "Isn't this math class?"
Teacher, "Detention!"
Child, "Isn't this math class?"
Teacher, "Detention!"
by aaaaah! July 8, 2022
Get the schoolmug. One of the gayest schools in South Africa. Located in the city Port Elizabeth. Home to legendary goat Mr VK and Mr G. These two honestly make the school worth going to. If it wasnt for them, it would be complete chaos. Said to be one of the best rugby schools in South Africa but thats bullshit. Atleast they are the real Grey unlike Gay Bloem with their 30% average for academics.
by Pakarat 🥵 👳♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024
Get the Grey High Schoolmug. A small school in the south, we are probably all related and we all know each other and we family. We are all YEE YEE. LLC!!
by Dffgbjk March 10, 2020
Get the Spring Garden High Schoolmug. Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024
Get the New Oxford High Schoolmug. Where you have to choose who you are and not make an mistake or you will have weird nicknames or be made fun of all throughout middle school and high school and sometimes college if your lucky
Becky pees her pants on the first day of school in front of everyone two weeks later "hey pee girl" two months later "what's up per girl how you been" in high school "so pee girl what was the homework from last night" Becky hasn't been called by her regular name for ages the only few people who call her by her name is her family and THATS IT that is middle school for ya
by B.123456890😗 May 11, 2018
Get the Middle schoolmug.