When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic March 12, 2012
Get the A Date with Cristoforimug. An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.
I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025
Get the Ambush Datemug. .
make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.
by Reninu March 15, 2025
Get the make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.mug. by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016
Get the Dating Machinemug. by StagDates December 13, 2017
Get the stag datemug. The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.
by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019
Get the Datemug. by The_politibro February 25, 2024
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