Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
Get the Hop on Hearthstonemug. Acronym: Handmaiden of Patriarchy.
Self hating woman. The Uncle Toms of feminism. Can be found chanting "Sex work IS work!" and "Trans women ARE women!" Will call you a TERF if you apply feminist analysis to a conversation.
Self hating woman. The Uncle Toms of feminism. Can be found chanting "Sex work IS work!" and "Trans women ARE women!" Will call you a TERF if you apply feminist analysis to a conversation.
She doesn't believe women deserve single sex spaces; inmate housing, rape crisis centers, sports. She says people with penises who "i.d" as women deserve to be in those spaces too. She's a total HOP.
by Not-for-prophet October 7, 2019
Get the HOPmug. Slang meaning rough homosexual intercourse, often used by guys who enjoy playing video games with the boys
by Illir D Burn January 9, 2024
Get the Hop on Lethal Companymug. by lilylapp17 February 5, 2019
Get the hopmug. Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024
Get the Hop on Enlistedmug. by hop$ha September 23, 2011
Get the Hop$ha (silent p)mug. When someone either slides under the small gap in a bathroom stall to get to another or climbs onto the tank of the toilet and jumps over to the next stall.
by Big_D_Bag December 26, 2023
Get the Stall hoppingmug.