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Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
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Java island

Named after the slang term for "coffee", Java island is an Indonesian island where the inhabitants are addicted to coffee.
After visiting Java Island, I realized the locals aren’t just coffee lovers; they’re practically coffee connoisseurs, brewing up magic in every cup!
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
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Mirror island

Mama used to work at mirror island and clap it for my step dads
by Bootayslayer July 30, 2017
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Island stew wart

A very strange furry who have a large collection of furry ears and tails. If you look in their closet you will find at least 30 different animal costumes with about half with white stains. They have a fetish of ears, toes and pubes so make sure you keep those away from them. Their favorite drink is milk and there favorite food is cookies so If you have any on you they may potentially growl at you.
omg I saw a "island stew wart" the other day and she tried to like my toes. #staysafeguys
by Island stew fan August 1, 2021
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University of Rhode Island

A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).

Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.

Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Person one: I thawt i wuz gonna ta go ta C.W.Post on Lawn Guyland
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
by bluerincon July 3, 2022
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Norfolk island

A Territory located in Oceania (Yes Oceania the continent is not called Australia.)
Norfolk islands flag Is green with a white rectangle in the middle which displays a pine tree in the white of the flag.
Geography dude:Hey have you heard of Norfolk Island?
Not so smart man:No, Where is it located?
Geography dude:It’s in Oceania!
Not so smart man:Isn’t that continent called Australia?
Geography dude:Dude, Australia is a country that’s in Oceania.
by Moss rock January 2, 2023
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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
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