A crush that's built on a dishonest premise. Such as an individual indicating romantic interest when the individual actually only wants sex.
"I can't believe Marcus only wanted to sleep with me--I'm so upset."
"Sounds like he had a dishonest crush on you."
"Sounds like he had a dishonest crush on you."
by Order of Stego July 20, 2021
Get the dishonest crushmug. by #1anonymous22222222222222 May 31, 2020
Get the Crushmug. Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
Get the Crushmug. National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019
Get the National kiss your crushmug. by Tavamamma October 26, 2019
Get the Kiss your crush daymug. Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
Get the Crushing the Muffinmug. by Ef13&4957828485 October 23, 2019
Get the Get your girl or crush flowers daymug.