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School

A place you go for 6hours to Monday to Friday every week where you learn how to fuck monkeys and learn how to give blowjobs
Oi frank how was school yesterday

Great I Learned how to cum
by Yee_haw_yee_haw_yee_haw April 1, 2019
mugGet the Schoolmug.

New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
mugGet the New schoolmug.

Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.
This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team
by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021
mugGet the Chicago agriculture high schoolmug.

my little house school

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .
concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*
by dontactlikeyouknowwhothisis December 29, 2019
mugGet the my little house schoolmug.

Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
mugGet the Mountain View Middle Schoolmug.

School

a mentally and physically horrible shit show that is hell on earth where all the teachers are bitches and the kids are worse
student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”

teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”

student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”

student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled

student one: “fck u”

*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
by hi.it’s.me.mrs.malfoy March 2, 2021
mugGet the Schoolmug.

FBI school

A school for Those who want to work for the government
I want to go to a FBI school so bad
by 459395 March 9, 2022
mugGet the FBI schoolmug.

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