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boo boo kitty fuck

when a girl on her on period, she has a boo boo. kitty is her pussy, and fuck is to fuck her. So basically it means to fuck a girl thats on her period, but with a condom.
Him: baby can i fuck u tonight?
Her: no babes, im on my period.
Him: ok. then can i boo boo kitty fuck u instead.
Her: ok.
by m.m.f.w.c.l May 10, 2010
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sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008
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fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
by jpants24 October 6, 2017
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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
by JQ - SD October 18, 2008
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Hoe fucking dick sucker

A hoe fucking dick sucker is a person who doesn’t vote this definition in.
Oh shit that person just dissed my definition, must be a hoe fucking dick sucker.
by mystrawberriesaresour June 10, 2020
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National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin
Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him
by WaffIe April 16, 2020
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