Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011
Get the well bless your little heartmug. by Embers20342 February 18, 2022
Get the Stomp your kneecaps backwardsmug. Uh
guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
Get the when your window randomly closesmug. On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022
Get the Dress like your s/o daymug. The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
Get the Knotch On Your Beltmug. by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022
Get the Kiss your boyfriend daymug.