dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

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What I stuck in your mom

"Hey Bro. I fucked your mom with my dick."

"Bro wtf?"

"I'm now your dad."

by Jaystar 💙 March 4, 2022

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Leo

Girl:that leo has a big dick

by Theyadoreee.nyc November 2, 2021

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machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

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Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

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