Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

Straight Rod

The second straightest man alive

“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”

by rodthegod362310 November 6, 2019

straight cheekin' it

kickin back wit a fat smile on yo face.

Fo instance, when you hangin' with DeAndre an dem hoes chanaynay and bontifa, I sit back like da pimp I be, look to mah left and dis hawtie was straight muggin so I yelled from across da room, "Damn! I's straight cheekin' it!"

by Lindsanie July 29, 2009

Super Straight

if you see someone say "i'm super straight" that means they are a gay bottom looking for a big strong man to fuck them in the ass! they are into piss, vomit and other bodily fluids. they suck a lot of dick and rarely shower, they are also usually failed abortions!

"oh he's super straight? i'm a big strong man who wants to fuck him in the ass!!"

by toratheswagster March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Basically just straight with extra steps...

Guy 1: in super straight

Guy 2: no mate you’re just straight with extra steps

by harry12543 March 9, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic and doesn’t accept the fact that not liking trans people is a preference and a choice and isn’t a mf sexuality. People that identify as super straight only do it to talk back at the lgbtq+ community. If u say you’re super straight nah man you’re just straight and not oppressed so stfu

Person1: Hello i’m super straight.

Me: Nah bro get tf away from me with that ugly ass shit.

by chilenewaysso April 6, 2021

Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022