a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.
by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011
Get the dingle douchemug. 1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008
Get the douche-a-louche mug. Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
by dave nondouche March 12, 2009
Get the douche bagmug. John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
by joe knight July 7, 2008
Get the douche kingmug. by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003
Get the Dibble Douchemug. by Emporer Palpitizzle June 3, 2009
Get the Douche Sidemug. A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream
guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.
by Makudan December 12, 2006
Get the Strawberry Douchemug.