among us

if you're a child, and you dont know what this is, im sorry, but you're not a child. adults, this is an online game where there are up to 15 people in one game. there are different roles. imposter roles: imposter and shapeshifter. crewmate roles: crewmate. scientist, engineer, guardian angel, and ghost. basically, the imposter(s) kill the crewmates. there can be up to three imposters in one game. the imposter's goal is to kill all of the crewmates. after they are killed, they will be ghosts. imposters can also sabotage things: electrical, communications, O2, reactor. the crewmates must fix these. crewmates have to do tasks. once every task has been finished, the remaining crewmates have defeated the imposter(s). the aim of the game for crewmates is to finish all of their tasks and fix the sabotages and not die. the imposter's aim is to kill all of the crewmates and not be defeated. the imposter is the only one who can vent. but, the role for crewmates, engineer, makes them able to vent. you can also get voted off by the crewmates, if you are an imposter. your welcome!

emily: oh my god john i was just playiing among us. i was the imposter and got voted off. can you beleive it?!

john: oh no emily i feel so bad. come over my house for some cookies and ill teach you some new techniques for among us. sound good?

emily: yes thank you john!

john: no problem, emily.

by airplane_mod3 December 26, 2021

sussy baka from among us

When you play among us for too long, And or if someones being sus.

OMAHGOD sussy baka from among us

by sussy baka from amogus December 27, 2021

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Among Us

The tooooootal best game

Your Mom: “What is best game?”
U: “Among Us”

by tomhollandismine March 30, 2022

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

Among Us

A popular astronaut game downloaded a lot in 2020 and people will never shut the fuck out of it.

Dude 1: Hey, Have you played among us?
Dude 2: sussy
Dude 1: A M O G U S

by fedy faber April 7, 2022

Among Us

A video game that's played on laptop, phone and tablet. If you're the crewmate, then your goal is to survive the entire game and find the imposter. The imposter's goal is to kill all the crewmates.

"AMONG US IN REAL LIFE!!"

by redimposteromg April 7, 2022