Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

devils drip

When you cum in the butt and it drips to the pussy and impregnates her.

My son was born from the devils drip.

by Mrs..Wright August 05, 2023

Devil's Crotch

A Indiscribibly terrifying hot souce

This burger needs some Devil's Crotch

by Human person 267 March 20, 2017

Kissed by the devil

When she has been pleasured so completely by a past love she will never be loyal to another

Dude, your fiancé was Kissed by the Devil, I recommend you find someone else.

by October 02, 2023

Devil D

when ur bellybutton is large enough to fit a full sized dick in it

sadie has a devil d

by jambette May 31, 2020

Devil’s Lollipop

After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.

Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.

by StaleToaster January 19, 2018

devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse

It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill

by Bitchwiththebluehair November 25, 2023