Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014

Ice-cream tricycle

The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.

Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!

Nice one, we call that the 99!!

by HappyHarry July 16, 2013

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Arabic Cream Cheese

The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)

Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty

by Italgansta January 20, 2017

Pie and ice cream

To slather ice cream on your woman's pussy and lick it off.

After a night on the. Casino floor.were going up to the hotel room for some pie and ice cream. Boy. Vegas never tasted so good.

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016