based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways

"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Base 2

Alternate name for binary

"Hey base 2. My name is binary"

by BreadAndEggs July 8, 2025

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025