jack in office

A petty, self-important, low-ranking official
Our Dean is such a jack in office
by Stephen Jiang November 05, 2007
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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"
Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!
by The Hahn's Clock... July 11, 2008
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the jack bambis

A band from Los Angeles. Their songs include Piracy and Harlequinn. Robert Downey Jr's son Indio is the guitarist.
"Have you heard of the Jack Bambis?"
"Yeah, that's Indio Downey's band right?"
by smashhit July 20, 2008
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jack off

too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates
dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn
by dadouf January 11, 2002
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Jack Bauer

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops
Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.
by Asdquefty March 31, 2005
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Jack Daniels

A Tennessee Sour-mash Whiskey. The number one drink of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle. Possibly the only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee, drank for it's distinct taste and it's ability to make grown men cry. Jack Daniels has a 40% alcohol volume and is a great drink for parties.
"Ah Jack Daniels is great! You wake up in a ditch somewhere!"
by Miss-Now-Diabolical April 10, 2007
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Jack's Mannequin

An overall awesome band. Jack's Mannequin is the side project of singer-songwriter-pianist Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate. It is usually classified as alternative rock, but is occasionally referred to as punk.Jack's Mannequin is a fairly new band. It was started in 2004, releasing it's first album in 2005. Jack's Mannequin only has one album, Everything In Transit, released right now. Everything In Transit is full of songs that are deeply personal to Andrew. Most of them have something to do with his struggle with leukemia. For example, Holiday From Real is about readjusting to his old life after his recovery and Kill The Messenger is about being in a relationship with someone who is ill (that person being himself). La La Lie involves the friends Andrew thought he had, but who didn't help him and stay by him while he was sick. Other songs from Everything In Transit are about love, relationships and other topics. Jack's Mannequin gained a lot of popularity after the band appeared on the T.V show One Tree Hill and were featured on it's soundtrack. The band currently finishing up their West Coast Winter Tour and will then start working on a new album.
Jack's Mannequin is a great band. They're my favorite.

Dark Blue lyrics include:

I have, I have you breathing down my neck, breathing down my neck
I don't, don't know what you could possibly expect under this condition so
I'll wait, I'll wait for the ambulance to come, ambulance to come
Pick us up off the floor what did you possibily expect under this condition so
Slow down, this nights a perfect shade of

Dark blue, dark blue
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room well I'm here with you
I said the world could be burning and burning down

Dark blue, dark blue
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room well I'm here with you
I said the world could be burning 'til there's nothing but dark blue
Just dark blue
by LauraD March 05, 2007
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