ass appointment

A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).

Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance

Bros: Kick it tonight?

You: Can't, I have an ass appointment with Megan from Bio

Bros: Word.

by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017

Tack in the ass

A pain in the ass, an inconvenience.

Dealing with insurance companies is always a tack in the ass.

by Detroitrockcity March 4, 2017

Slaggy ass bitch

slaggy ass bitch is a really annoying girl who goes out with people just to get stuff for free

Jonathon is a slaggy ass bitch i know you think it is a boy name but it is not she is a girl

by anomyousybfbmvskvn March 6, 2017

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

Punk Ass Bitch

It's Harris.

#FuckYouHarris
Punk Ass Bitch

by AdoCotter March 13, 2017

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017