Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!

them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!

by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023

Your Mom

The greatest insult conceived by man.

Person 1:What's goin on bro?
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:Fuck.

by o o p May 9, 2020

Give a girl your hoodie day

On the 11 of March u need to give a girl that you know your hoddie. It doesn’t need to be your gf.

“Hey here’s my hoodie because its the 11 of March which is give a girl your hoodie day”
“Thanks so much”

by NoBoDy’S gOnNa KnOw March 10, 2021

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Your Mother

Another word for whale.

Wow! look at your mother over there swimming in the ocean! It's so huge!

by s a n s March 17, 2021