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Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.
John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
by iUserProfile August 16, 2017
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crazy gamer

A Asian who play fortnite but is really bad but still play a lot
by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019
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sprint gamer

Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.
Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.
by Sky43900 August 25, 2023
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doing the gamer

Jack sounds like he's doing the gamer.
by pseudonymman2131 January 24, 2022
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gamer

Josh: "bro you are such a retarded gamer, get a life my guy!"
Jeremy: "shut the fuck up dumbass, last time i checked u were the one that said that "he is 1 shot" "
by slash3y March 11, 2021
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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