the fire island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

"I'm going to show you the Fire Island tonight, ho"

by NoComment00 April 27, 2007

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 04, 2017

Quest Island

A magical place.

Quest Island is a magical place.

by ButterCollie September 09, 2023

Okinotori Island

Uninhabited coral atoll and southernmost point of japan

hey i just visited okinotori island

by totally not a thai person April 17, 2022

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 06, 2016

The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 03, 2016